Your name is SAMI but you answer to almost anything.

And you are an enormous tool.
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fawkes-:

new studies show that everybody wants to be a cat

scientists confirm that a cat’s the only cat who knows where it’s at 

bluefroginmyhead:

I want

to kiss

simina-cindy:

noodletothedoodle:

whimsicalspecks:

uniomena:

I think my way is better.

//ACCURATE

:)

SAME DFHSDBFBHJSDBFHJ

Anonymous asked:
My crush, she has the beauty of a clear night, my eyes go wide at the sight of her stars, she has the grace and fury of a thunderstorm, she's as gentle as a warm summer breeze, she brings a smile to my face with her fire, lighting up my darkness, her creativity is the wind that fills my sails taking me to places I never thought I could go, she's both an inspiration and a rival, I aspire to reach the place she stands but I hope by the time I've reached that place she's soared even higher.

that

is extremely poetic! awwww, anon, that sounds lovely.

go anon and tell me about your crush?

cumkwat:

i like hearing you guys tell me stories omg

ehehehelokid:

irishmenaremykryptonite:

marmadukeyourecrazy:

purgatorybound:

kittykurtinskinnyjeans:

grayalienbutts:

eridanslusciousbooty:

midnightxsky108:

eridan-and-the-diamonds:

did-you-kno:

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PS: This is a random analysis based on your date of birth.

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern West Africa around the year 1825. Your profession was that of a medic, surgeon or herbalist.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Ruthless character, carefully weighing his decisions in critical situations, with excellent self-control and strong will. Such people are generally liked, but not always loved.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your lesson is to combat violence and disharmony in our world, to understand its roots and origins. All global problems have similar origins.


Do you remember now?


Guys all of this fits me perfectly.

And I currently am a Med School student.

Fuck.

Holy shit. Mine was freakishly accurate.

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Tibet around the year 1475. Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician’s abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.

Do you remember now?

i don’t know how i feel about this shit it’s pretty fucking accurate .

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Mexico around the year 725. Your profession was that of a builder of houses, temples and cathedrals.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!


Do you remember now?

that is fuckin freaky

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South of Latin America around the year 975. Your profession was that of a dancer, singer or actor.

Shit, this is accurate.

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Israel around the year 1350. Your profession was that of a banker, usurer, moneylender or judge.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn, to love and to trust the universe. You are bound to think, study, reflect, and to develop inner wisdom.


Do you remember now?

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Australia around the year 1875. Your profession was that of a map maker, astrologer, astronomer.
Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
Timid, constrained, quiet person. You had creative talents, which waited until this life to be liberated. Sometimes your environment considered you strange.
The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your main lesson is to develop magnanimity and a feeling of brotherhood. Try to become less adhered to material property and learn to take only as much, as you can give back.

Dude lol

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Bulgaria around the year 775. Your profession was that of a sailor or shoemaker.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:

Inquisitive, inventive, you liked to get to the very bottom of things and to rummage in books. Talent for drama, natural born actor.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:

Your lesson is to learn discretion and moderation and then to teach others to do the same. Your life will be happier if you help those who lack reasoning.

Do you remember now?

Holy shit.

I don’t know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South New Zealand around the year 1150. Your profession was that of a writer, dramatist or organiser of rituals.


Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.


The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!


Do you remember now?

woah this is pretty accurate also i was a magician

saramofficial:

convolutedscience:

assiest:

double standards disgust me. when a guy sleeps with a ton of women he’s a stud but when a girl sleeps with a ton of women she’s a lesbian

That was not the way I expected that sentence to end.

That was not expected at all.

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again. 

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”


color me your color, baby.